Ado (nearer and further)

I arrived home from Japan safe and sound on the flight from hell. The grouchy man across the isle was sleeping with his foot in the walkway when a hostess tried to wheel a cart through. She thought it was stuck on itself but actually she was repeatedly running over this man's foot and ended up breaking his toes. He yelped and awoke a sleeping two-year old in the seat ahead who proceeded to scream bloody murder for the rest of the flight. Finally I landed in San Fransisco, ate a delicious chicken sandwich and boarded another plane to Chicago. My parents were there to meet me and so was my luggage (not the case with many others i hear). Three hours, a hot dog, and a bath later i was tucked into my bed at home reminscining of a wonderfully well spent 9 days.

Next came Christmas with the Canneys. You gotta love those Canneys.



I think the one who likes Christmas the most however is my dog. He opened all his own presents and then proceeded to tell us how much he liked them. (By the way my dog thinks he can speak english even though it comes out sounding like someone taped his muzzle shut.)



My Christmas present was right in order (a laptop) because the internet gives gifts as well. My desktop machine crashed (apparently she was sick of being asked if she wanted a larger penis) and is currently at computer therapy.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!