In a pinch

One of the greatest things about living in London is learning to use a fun discriptive words.

School has been a hellish nightmare here. The end of term is in sight but I have to walk barefoot on hot coals carrying an elephant to get there. I thought I was all on track then my instructor started talking about all these other side projects we were supposed to be working on. I couldn't believe it. I thought he must have been mistaken but a quick look in the syllabus and there they are. Oh well, best to get crackin'. I will need a huge pot of coffee and maybe a couple caffeine pills.